Hardcore Title Game

[Oldschool]

Who all have barbed wire baseball bats, and really big smiles! C-J escorts Zappa to the ring, and as he gets in gives a nice big swing,

[The Brahama Bull]

Witch he takes great pleasure in but as the match is about to start C-J signals to the ramp and The Undertaker makes his way to the ring making it a three on one handicap match

[Oldschool]

Zappa tries to run off, but the lumberjacks catch him.

[The Brahama Bull]

They hold him and Oldschool winds up and swings for the fences and knocks him back in the ring

[Oldschool]

It was such a hard knock he goes clear across the ring

[The Brahama Bull]

and lands at the feet of the undertaker

[Oldschool]

Who motions for the last ride, then delivers it perfectly.

[The Brahama Bull]

Kane then grabs Zappa and delivers a tombstone

[Oldschool]

Big Show then picks Zappa up, and throws him onto the steps, then gets HHH's sledgehammer.

[kong]

Khali comes down and chops zappa on the head and throws him back into the ring

[Oldschool]

Zappa is out cold!

[kong]

was that a 3 count?.....................LMAO

[Oldschool]

No, nobody pinned him yet!!! Undertaker is getting ready to pick him up, and see if he's still breathing!

[The Brahama Bull]

The UNdertaker picks Zappa and looks at C-J who gives a throat slashing gesture so the undertaker tombstones Zappa

[Oldschool]

Then Kane decides he can do it better, and delivers his own version

[The Brahama Bull]

Kne tombstones Zappa again and waves Oldschool in the ring who

[Oldschool]

picks him up, and goes to the top rope, throwing him onto the ropes. King: Now he will never have any kids!!! Zappa lands on the outside of the ring. C-J puts a chair over Zappa's face, none too gently, and Oldschool then does a GIANT frog splash, hitting it perfectly.

[The Brahama Bull]

C-J throws Zappa back in the ring and follows.He places Zappa on the top rop and climbs up to join him and then hits a massive superbomb

[Oldschool]

Zappa tries to roll out of the ring, but Clair delivers a low blow with her barbed wire covered baseball bat, sending him back into the ring screaming for mercy. C-J is standing in the corner, with a chair.

[The Brahama Bull]

C-J delivers a brutal chair sending Zappa outside and he lands at Treys feel who looks down and smiles

[Oldschool]

Trey then proceeds to test every move he has learned so far, plus a few he invented himself, starting with The Codebreaker.

[The Brahama Bull]

Trey throws Zappa at Clairs feet and she helps him up and then hits a pallia kick sending Zappa slamming face first into the steel post

[Oldschool]

He then staggers back, and receives yet another low blow from her, and as the barb wire hits, he jumps forward hitting his head on the ring post yet again.

[The Brahama Bull]

Clair grabs Zappa and hits a brutal styles clash on the cement.She picks him up and throws him back in to the ring at the feet of the big show

[Oldschool]

Who laughs, then picks him up and throws him just like a dart.

[The Brahama Bull]

Zapp manges to make ot his feet and is hit instanly with sweet chin music from Kong

[Oldschool]

Which breaks his jaw, but he is still standing, for a second. Which is just long enought to receive an RKO!

[The Brahama Bull]

Zappa again pulls himself up and motions for every one to bring it on so C-J hits him a spear breaking two ribs

[Oldschool]

Zappa then changes his mind, and wants out of the building, but this is a lumberjack match, so he is put back into the ring, and given back to Big Show, who is the legal man. Big Show steps on his chest, focusing on the broken ribs.

[The Brahama Bull]

Big Show picks Zappa up and choke slams him so hard he bounces oof the mat

[Oldschool]

And right up to the rafters! When he comes down, the ring breaks, but Big Show doesn't care.

[The Brahama Bull]

The Big show starts to stomp Zappa

[Oldschool]

And he tries to tap, but the ref is having lunch with some friends

[The Brahama Bull]

Big Show picks up Zappa and throws him to the Undertake who locks on the devils gate

[Oldschool]

After he screams for 10 minutes, Undertaker releases him, and kicks him back to Kane.

[The Brahama Bull]

Kane chcoks slams him repeatedly until

[Oldschool]

Undertaker asks for a turn, and decides to give him a last ride

[The Brahama Bull]

He then hits a tomstone for good measure

[Oldschool]

Then goes outside, and does a leg drop to the neck.

[The Brahama Bull]

Zappa falls to florr at the feel of Kon and Clair who proceed to

[Oldschool]

Stomp those ribs a bit more, then Clair puts him in the Scorpion Deathlock

[The Brahama Bull]

Oldschool and C-J stomp on Zappas ribs while he screams from the pain ofot he scorpiondeath lock

[Oldschool]

But there is still no ref, so Clair locks it in a bit tighter

[The Brahama Bull]

As C-J,Trye,Oldschool and Kong continue to stomp Zappa

[Oldschool]

Then they let him up, and tell him if he can disappear in 5 seconds he can go. But all he can do is crawl at this point, and didn't get 10 feet

[The Brahama Bull]

C-J grabs Zappa and hits a ddt on the cement busting Zappa open

[Oldschool]

Then he rolls him over, Zappa is out cold, so C-J gets a bucket of ice water and throws it all over him

[The Brahama Bull]

Zappa comes to and begs Oldchool for mercy but

[Oldschool]

before he can get out two words, Trey uses his new move to silence him

[The Brahama Bull]

Oldschool grabs Zapp and picks him up for a reverse atomic drop but he moves knee up droping Zappas nuts right on it causing Zappa to scream out in pain

[Oldschool]

Zappa tries to hide, but he is too slow, and there is some familiar music on the loudspeaker, Here Comes Santa Claus! After he gets to the ring, he shakes his finger at Zappa, and says "You've been VERY NAUGHTY"

[The Brahama Bull]

Hwe proceeds to beat the holiday stuffing out of Zappa well every one cheers

[Oldschool]

Then Santa takes off his beard, to reveal he is none other than Bret Hart! The crowd roars as he puts Zappa into a Sharpshooter!!!

[The Brahama Bull]

Bret wrenches in the sharpshooter in even tighter making Zappa scream in pain

[Oldschool]

When he finally releases the hold, he puts Zappa in the ring, then slides out and puts him in a figure four, using the ringpost for leverage

[The Brahama Bull]

Zappa screams in pain as every one just laughs

[Oldschool]

After Bret lets go, it's Big Show's turn. He decides to try a Powerbomb on the steel steps!

[The Brahama Bull]

Zappa begs for mercy but C-J puts a kick under Zappa the chin sending Zappa flying back in to the ring

[Oldschool]

Big Show catches him, and lets him do the splits on the ropes before delivering a massive legdrop

[The Brahama Bull]

Kne Grabs Zappa and power bombs him again and again

[Oldschool]

When Zappa passes out, Undertaker places him in a casket and closes the lid, then sits on the casket

[The Brahama Bull]

He opens the Casket and pulls Zappa out and the beating continues

[Oldschool]

Zappa wishes he was back in there, but the casket is taken away, and replaced by a beer truck, then some familiar music hits

[The Brahama Bull]

Steve Austin Stomps to the ring and proceeds to

[Oldschool]

Stomp a mudhole in Zappa, concentrating on the broken ribs

[The Brahama Bull]

Stone Cold picks up Zappa and hits a stunner on him

[Oldschool]

Then delivers 3 more for good measure!

[The Brahama Bull]

Zappa crawls to Clair who puts the boots to him

[Oldschool]

Then she gets out her bat and gives a good hard swing, aiming squarely for his head



[Clair just might add Coco to this match soon, lol]

[The Brahama Bull]

Zappa tries to run but is cut off by Trey who


[She might at that]

[Oldschool]

Gives him a Codebreaker, to teach him what codes are all about


[She said she should take a bat to Scotland!]

[The Brahama Bull]

Trey picks up Zappa and delivers another codebreaker for good measure

[I have no doubt she would]

[kong]

KONMG ENTERS THE RING AND PUTS ZAPPA IN A TORTURE RACK

[The Brahama Bull]

Witch he keeps him in for a good thirty minutes

[kong]

give or take an hour

[The Brahama Bull]

Lol so the others have a rest and beer

[Oldschool]

And are refreshed enough to each give Zappa a good hard elbow drop when Kong finally slams him to the mat!

[The Brahama Bull]

They all proceed to to put the boots to Zappa

[Oldschool]

concentrating on the broken ribs, until Piper's music hits, and he comes out to show Zppa a few of his favorite moves

[The Brahama Bull]

Piper locks in a slepper hold on Zappa

[Oldschool]

And holds it for a few hours, until he gets bored

[The Brahama Bull]

He drops Zappa and the others start stomping him again

[Oldschool]

Zappa passes out, but comes to screaming

[The Brahama Bull]

Oldschool grabs Zappa and hits a few hundred DDTs

[Oldschool]

Then gives C-J a chance to deliver his favorite move

[The Brahama Bull]

C-J grabs Zappa and delivers a series of brain busters

[Oldschool]

Then directs traffic as everyone in the arena gets their chance to deliver a Stinkface

[The Brahama Bull]

Zappa is now begging for the match to end but Clair calls for him to be dragged his feet and then hits a vicous spear breaking anither one of Zappas ribs

[Oldschool]

She then decides to give him a Stinger Splash for good measure

[The Brahama Bull]

Oldschool walks over to Zappa in the corner lets out a huge wooooooooooooooooooooooooo and chops Zappas chest till its red

[Oldschool]

Then delivers a few elbow drops to the ribs, before inviting Sabrina into the ring

[The Brahama Bull]

Who is speared and beaten bloody by Clair

[kong]

yokozuna shows up to give a few stinkfaces with devasting results

[Oldschool]

Then after Sabrina comes to she realizes that Zappa isn't worth it, and gives him a crushing chair shot to the head before leaving the building

[The Brahama Bull]

Oldschool and Kong drag Zappa to a carner and Yoko hits the bansai drop

[kong]

loch ness monster runs in to give zappa a combined splash with yokozuna right through the ring. the building is shaken and zappa looks like a pancake

[Oldschool]

But then everyone sees a toe move! Is he alive or was it just a reflex?

[The Brahama Bull]

Oldschool grabs a difibulater and shocks Zappa back to life.Zappa moans and passes out

[kong]

after a medical examination it was revealed from x-rays that zappa
1: has no spine (just a big yellow streak on his back
2: his brains were not in his skull but strangly lodged inside his rectum
3: no genitali at all
4: traces of toilet paper around his mouth (your guess is as good as mine)

[The Brahama Bull]

LOL LOL LOL LOL

[Oldschool]

lol, good one Kong!!!!!!!!!


Now that it's confirmed he is breathing they wheel him back, and dump him into the ring

[The Brahama Bull]

Where C-J climbs to the top rope and Oldschool and Kong Hoist him bup to C-J who superbombs him

[kong]

now where are those barbed wire baseball bats?

[The Brahama Bull]

They laying on floor outside the ring

[Oldschool]

So let's go get them!!!

[The Brahama Bull]

Damn right

[kong]

one for each one of us

[The Brahama Bull]

Yes and a pair of brass knucks

[Oldschool]

As everyone gets in the ring, Zappa tries to roll out, but no luck!

[The Brahama Bull]

Zappa begs for the match to stop but Oldschool swings for the fences and

[kong]

hits a home run

[The Brahama Bull]

Ripping Zappas face wide open

[Oldschool]

As he spins wildly around the ring he trips over a chair, and sits down hard on a barbed wire covered bat that had been tossed in for later use

[The Brahama Bull]

He screams in pain and then Clair

[Oldschool]

slides a ladder into the ring

[The Brahama Bull]

Witch Oldchool uses to

[Oldschool]

Swing round and round

[The Brahama Bull]

Repeatedly smashing Zappa in the head

[Oldschool]

Until he finally falls over, and gets the ladder dropped directly on

[The Brahama Bull]

His nads.Oldschool grabs a chair

[Oldschool]

And repeatedly smashes it on the lader

[kong]

then kong gets the sledgehammer

[Oldschool]

and works on the ribs some more, swinging as hard as he can

[kong]

like a golf club till their are ribs all over the arena (and i ain't talking Mcribs either)

[Oldschool]

lol


Then after all the ribs are gathered

[kong]

and fed to the dogs

[Oldschool]

Who then eyed Zappa like a nice tasty dessert

[kong]

But find even they can't stomach him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Oldschool]

So they decide to hike their legs

[kong]

and leave their scent

[The Brahama Bull]

Okay we need to crown a new hardcore champ so I name Lita as the new hardcore champ

[Oldschool]

Then Stephanie McMahon comes from behind, and gets a quick 3 count!

[Dee]

Quote removed.



I'd just like to say that I'm getting sick of the special treatment I get. I'm just another member like anyone else.

[The Brahama Bull]

My earlier post has been edited and the quote of said post removed.Back to the game

Steph McMahon is walking backstage when out of the shadows she is attack by a masked female who lays her out with a DDT on the cemenet.A ref runs over and counts 1,2,3.The masked woman stands up removes her mask revealing Trish Stratus.

Trish Stratus new hardcore champ

[Oldschool]

Trish Stratus raises the belt above her head, and the room fills with black smoke. When it clears, Ariel is holding the belt, and Trish Stratus is out cold

New hardcore champ, Ariel

[The Brahama Bull]

Hornswoggle sneaks up behind Ariel and pants her causing her to try and get her pants back up as she does Horny rolls her up for the 1,2,3

New Hardcore champ Hornswoggle

[Oldschool]

Hornswoggle then meets up with Little Boogeyman to party, when Little Boogeyman's brother Little HHH comes out of nowhere to pin Hornswoggle

[The Brahama Bull]

Little HHH is then nailed by Big Triple H who does a crotch chop and gets the pin 1,2,3

New Champ Triple H

[Oldschool]

Then Shawn looks at him, and...

[The Brahama Bull]

Shanw goes to leave and the lights go out when they come back on The Undertaker is the new champ

[Oldschool]

The Undertaker then disappears in a cloud of smoke, taking the title with him!

[The Brahama Bull]

As the Undertaker walks in to the arena the next night he is jumped by Kane who busts a board over takers head knocking him out ocold to get the 1,2,3

[Oldschool]

Then the lights go out, and when they come back on, both men and the title are gone.

[The Brahama Bull]

The lights in the area go ut and come back on revealing Kane and the undertaker in the ring staring each other down

[Oldschool]

Then after a huge battle, it appears to be a tie, and they shake hands. Out comes Big Show and Khali!

[The Brahama Bull]

WHo chocke slam both Kane and Undertaker to the outside of the ring

[kong]

which has no effect on either when Paul Bearer comes out and raises the URN!!!!!!!!

[The Brahama Bull]

Kong runs out in an uncortobale rage after ATT screwed him over and beats every one bloody and covers taker 1,2,3

[Oldschool]

Kong then rules the lockerroom for 6 months, until...

[kong]

he retires to Hawaii with all the Divas in tow