Hardcore Title Game

Credit for this game goes to The Game 402 :D !

Ok I have done this on a few forums before,The Rules of the game are simple
1.The title can only change Hands ONCE per members post.What this means is you can't write a page long fight & have the title change hands four or five times in that one post.You can write in other posts & have the title change hands again.

2.The Fight can take place anywhere,Like for example,Triple H enters the subway station when he is suddenly attacked by Raven,Raven scores with the Evenflow DDT & Pins Triple H for the 1,2,3 & becomes the New Hardcore Champion.

3.I decide the Current Champion to Start the game.

& that is it anyways the current Champion is Edge

Have Fun & Enjoy the Game.

This would be where a Poster below me would design the scenario for Edge losing the title.

[RHGLazyAzz]

As edge leaves the ring, Kane grabs the hardcore belt. he slams Edge in the head knocking him unconscious. Kane throws the belt down across Edge and begins to do his ring entrance to set off the pyros. Little did he realize that the belt was pinning edge. The referee counts 1-2-3. The winner and new champion, The Hardcore Belt.

Then Kane kicks the belt out of the ring. A child picks it up and tries to hide it by sitting on it. New champ, the child.

[RHGLazyAzz]

The child gets tired and takes a nap with his teddy bear on his chest. 1-2-3 new champion, the Teddy Bear

Then the child wakes up puts the Teddy Bear down to go get a snack, and a fan sign falls on him. New champ, The Fan Sign.

[RHGLazyAzz]

The fan sign get put in the garbage can and taken out to the dumpster. The lid is closed on the dumpster coving up the sign. 1-2-3 New Champion The Garbage Dumpster

A Raven then landed on The Garbage Dumpster, to become the new Hardcore Champ!

[RHGLazyAzz]

The raven is pounced on by a cat lurking in the alley. The raven is down for the count 1-2-3. new champ- the local alley cat.

The cat then falls asleep in the sun, and a butterfly lands on him for 3 seconds, new champ, The Butterfly.

[Venom]

butterly was flying and caught in the submission of lizard for 3 secs and new cjapm lizard

[RHGLazyAzz]

The lizard gets his tail cut off while running to hide from a snake. The snake slitheres over the tail. 1-2-3 and the snake is crowned the new champ

The Snake then crawls into a gopher hole, which covers him for the 3 count. New champ, the gopher hole.

[Venom]

goher was caught by an eagle and 1.2........3........tin tin tin. new champ eagle

[The hole was champ :lol: ]

The eagle lands to eat his supper, and a hair from the gopher lands on his back as he is on his side. new champ, the gopher hair.

[RHGLazyAzz]

The gopher hair get caught in a windstorm. It is violently tossed around and finally lands. Then a tree limb falls out of the tree on top the hair. 1-2-3, New champion-The tree limb

But afer the wind dies down, a bolt of lightning strikes the tree limb and it catches on fire, and the fire gets the 3 count, new champ, Fire!

[Illuminati]

i unwittingly sit on the burning branch cover it and KO it to get the 3 count Angelmaster new Hardcore champ :P

Angelmaster then goes swimming in a lake to cool off, and a log drifts by while he is diving. It covers him for the three count! New Hardcore Champ? The Waterlogged Log!!!

[Illuminati]

angelmaster grabs the waterlogged log and throws it agaist a wall inadvertantly knocking out oldschool. Oldschool falls on the log and get's the cover. oldschool new hardcore champ

Oldschool then dries off with a towel, which is over his head for the 3 count. New Hardcore champ, The Towel!

[Illuminati]

Angelmaster gets mad at the toel and spits on it the spit gets the 3 count and becomes champ

New hardcore champ Angelmaster's spit

Angelmaster then stepped on it, to become champ yet again!

[Illuminati]

grabs the towel and spears it through a brick wall, In the process the dust from the wall lands on him and covers him for the 3 count!

new hardcore champ the brick wall dust!

The brick wall dust then drifts over the yard of Hulk Hogan. He steps on it for the 3 count! New Hardcore Champ: Hulk Hogan!

[Illuminati]

Angelmaster whips out his barbed wire baseball bat and pegs hogan in the nuts with it... the Bat gets the 3 count

New Hardcore champ Angelmaster's Barbed wire baseball bat!

The bat is then attacked by a furry little creature, who pins it for the three count! New Champ, Furry Little Creature!!!

[Illuminati]

i beat the furry little creature to a bloody pulp

New Co-Hardcore Champions my bloodcovered fists!

The fists are then washed, new champ, the Water!

[Illuminati]

the water evaporates and since no champion can be determined the title is vacant

no hardcore champ so I award it to angelmaster for his 3rd reign

[MarkB]

The Water was drank by Markb

New Champ Markb

[Gross]

Then Markb put on earphones to listen to some music, new champ, the earphones.

[MarkB]

Kaiser Cheifs i predict a riot is on

New Champ: Kaiser Cheifs

[Illuminati]

Angelmaster tombstone piledrives all the Kaiser Cheifs and buries them alive covering them for the 3 count is the dirt

the new hard corce champ the dirt

[MarkB]

Grass grows over the dirt,

New champ the Grass

Markb lies on the grass 1...2...3

New Champ: Markb

[Illuminati]

markb is sitting under a tree when a pine cone falls in his lap. the pinecone covers for the 3 count

New hardcore champ the pine cone

But then Markb brushes it off, and sits on it, to regain the title!

[Illuminati]

angelmaster gets fed up with markb always getting the title so he throws oldschool at markb only for his plan to backfire and oldschool get the 3 count

new hardcore champ: oldschool

Cactus Jack hits Oldschool with barby knock him out and getting the pin

New Hardcorechamp Cactus Jack

Cactus Jack raises Barbie in celebration. and Angelmaster gives him a massive RKO. Barbie falls on Cactus Jack, and becomes the new Hardcore Champ!

Cactus quickly pins babry only to have Phoniex hit him with a chair and get the pin to become the champ.

[Illuminati]

(since when were there 2 barbie swinging nuts around here) o well i digress... Takes his original barbie and KOs Cactus Jack then he spears Phoenix through a solid brick wall... gets the 3 count and becomes once again the Hardcore champ!!!

Oldschool comes from behind and kicks Angelmaster72682 in the nuts then rolls him up for the pin and the belt.

[Illuminati]

(going CZW style here) Angelmaster goes into a closet and pulls out a bundle of light tubes and bashes it onto the face of Cactus Jack then grabs a Weed whacker starts it and shoves it into the back of Cactus Jack... cactus submits and the new hard core champ once again is Angelmaster

(going CZW style here) Angelmaster goes into a closet and pulls out a bundle of light tubes and bashes it onto the face of Cactus Jack then grabs a Weed whacker starts it and shoves it into the back of Cactus Jack... cactus submits and the new hard core champ once again is Angelmaster

Wrong Angelmaster is not the hardcore champion seeing as he did defeat the current champ Oldschool.

Phoenix knocks out OldSchool with a chair and gets the pin and your new hardcore champ Phoenix

[Illuminati]

takes Cactus throws and throws his bloody body into Phoenix... Cactus gets the pin and becomes the new hardcore champion...

The lights go out and then The Undertaker appears and chock slams Cactus threw a table and gets the pin and is the new hardcore champ

But Cactus gets up, and laughs! And out comes his shadow, who is none other than Mankind, to give The Undertaker the Mandible Claw to win the Hardcore Title!

Mankind is then hit with a 2x4 by a masked man to get the pin and the title.The masked man then pulls the mask off revealling Dude Love as the new hardcre champion.

Mankind and Dude Love then look at each other, and hug! But then another masked man hits both of them with a gas can, spilling gasoline all over them. He then bashes them with the ring steps, and gets the 3 count!

The Undertaker chockslams the masked man threw four flametables and gets the three count.New champ the Undertaker

Undertaker then raises the belt, and as he does the nWo comes in and beats him down. Hall and Nash both pon him for the 3 count!

As the NWO celebrate Stinp repeals from the rafters and knocks them both out with his baseball bat and pins Nash to become the new Hardcore Champion.

But Goldberg quickly runs in, and spears Sting from behind. New champ, Bill Goldberg

Just as Goldberg yells who's next Gillberg smashes him a chair and pins him to become the new Hardcorechamp.

Gillberg starts jumping up and down, and The Big Show grabs him, and bodyslams Gillberg to the mat for the win!

The Big Show turns to leave onlly to be meat with a boot the gut and a Stone Cold Stunner. Austin gets the pin and is the new Hardcore Champ.

As Austin is having a beer, Kurt Angle dumps a huge pail of milk on him, and quickly puts him in the Ankle Lock for the win!

Kurt Angle is celebrating his win when Samoa Joe comes upbehind and locks on the Kokina Clutch to become the new hardcore champion.

During which Karen Angle sits on him, to become champ and regain the title for her family

Karen Angle is celebrating when Trish Stratus nails her with a 2x4 and gets the pin and becomes the new Hardcore Champion.

While Trish is celebrating, Mickie James slides in, dressed exactly like Trish, with a blonde wig, and surprises Trish from behind for the win!

Oldschool grabs Mickie and gives here a passonite kiss causing her to faint allowing Oldschool to get the 1,2,3 New Hardcore Champ Oldschool.

Oldschool then makes sure she is al right, and starts to leave the arena when Voldemort comes along and knocks him out cold with a spell, for the 3 count, to become the new Hardcore Champ

[Illuminati]

sneaks up behind Voldemort with his barbed wire baseball bat and beats him down with it makes the cover and once again regains his hardcore title...

Cut Snape is there, and stuns him for the 3 count, after which he puts down his wand to pick up the title...

Who uses it to turn Snape into a mouse!!!

So he sends Nagini, who looks at Snape...

But Snape is so small he flies across the room...

[Illuminati]

angelmaster42682 kills voldemort burns the body grabs the rat known as snape bashes it's skull in with his barbed wire baseball bat and becomes the hardcore champion

But then he puts the title on the line, and his opponent is Andre The Giant...

[Illuminati]

angelmaster42682 whips out his trusty barbed wire baseball bat and KOs Andre The Giant to retain his hardcore title

But Andre is a ghost, and gets right back up!!!

[Illuminati]

i pin him again

So he calls on his new friend, Khali...

[Illuminati]

i knock khali down with my ever so reliable barbed wire baseball bat and cover him to retain

But Andre pulls you off right before 3, and you yell for your partner...

[Illuminati]

i yell for oldschool who superkicks khali through a wall while i cover andre yet again to retain

After which we get out of there before they decide to ask for more punishment, and go celebrate!

Wha says, "you're not done here yet!"

[Illuminati]

snitsky starts sucking on his elephant's feet... since the hardcore title wasn't designated as being defended angelmaster42682 and oldschool take a count out loss to get away from the 2 freaks in the ring

They finally get to a restaurant, and sit down to eat...

He asked what he was doing there...

Which caused Umaga to remember, and charge at the table, and girls were screeching and jumping on their chairs...

And then they went after Angelmaster, who looked at them and said...

[Illuminati]

sorry i ain't touching you cause it's against the company policy... but ariesandy will gladly kick your butts all over the place ;)...

Ariesandy then teamed up with pwu_chick, and they gave double clotheslines to their opponents, knocking them flat!!!

[Illuminati]

AriesAndy1 knocks Angelmaster42682~! plants a kiss on him and gets the most unique pinfall ever

by giving a backward mule kick, then turning Angelmaster around, and using her foot to get the pinfall, without interrupting the kiss :D

[Illuminati]

Angelmaster42682~! knocks AriesAndy1 on a couch plants a kiss on her and scores the pinfall to record a romantic pinfall :lol:

AriesAndy1 then congratulates him by jumping in his arms. Angelmaster42682~! falls backward, and AriesAndy1 regains the title!

[Crazy_Batista]

walks around, dressed up as a camera man...

[Crazy_Batista]

and bumped his head right onto the camera which caused...

[Crazy_Batista]

but the camera man knows funaki (they are brothers) so he is left alive...

And he gets to his feet...

[Crazy_Batista]

looks around with blood pooring down his forehead...

And sees the title lying on the floor...

[Crazy_Batista]

the camera man throws the bloody camera after chuck norris

But he ducks...

[Crazy_Batista]

camera man breaks down due to the extreme blood loss

And Funaki runs over to check on him...

[Crazy_Batista]

and maria joins him...

She asks if she can help...

[Crazy_Batista]

camera man says yes. you can always help

So she bends over and begins wiping off the blood...

[Crazy_Batista]

camera man feels like to be in heaven...

[Illuminati]

ron simmons appears and says... DAMN~!...

[Crazy_Batista]

camera man appears to be healthy again and asks ron simmons for an autograph

Then hands him a piece of paper...

So he throws it back, and wipes his hands...

And ends up with powers...

But he wants to be invisible instead, so he

And the arena becomes silent...

[Illuminati]

i knock him out pin him for the vacant hardcore title... spit him in the face and say... DAMN~!

Then Angelmaster makes an open challenge, and out comes Vince himself!

[Illuminati]

angelmaster beats down vince and pins him to retain

So Vince calls in his team, Big Show, Umaga, and Khali

[Illuminati]

angelmaster uses his trusty barbed wire baseball bat to eiminate them... only to be pounced by his fianceee who knocks him flat on his back for a kiss and inadvertently gets the pin... new hardcore champ angelslady2682~!... angelmaster goes for a rematch...

By turning her around for a very romantic Tango type dance, but he trips and down they both go on a nice thick carpet, new champ Angelmaster!

[PDS_17]

When Angelmaster is celebrating I sneak in for a roll up!
New champion- me!! :D

PDS_17 is then surprised by Hornswogle, who lands on PDS_17's head and pins him!!!

[PDS_17]

Pinned my a leprechaun!! :x

Hornswoggle turns around and the little Boogeyman makes a return, hits him with his stick and pins him!

New champ- Little Boogeyman! :D

The Game 402 makes his return home after nearly a year,The Game 402 comes through the crowd,grabs little boogeyman,Choke slams him & then pins him 1...2...3

New Hardcore Champion:The Game 402

The Game 402 then makes a great speech and awards the title to ETW!!!

[kong]

Clair accepts it with the Nature Boy and Oldschool standing by

[Oldschool]

And we keep it here!

[kong]

yes

[Oldschool]

announcing it will stay

[kong]

the belt is displayed in a glass case which is broken into the first night by ..............repo man, who declares himself the new champ!

[Oldschool]

All of ETWD is shocked!!!

[The Brahama Bull]

C-J goes crazy at repo mans disrespect of clair and goes on a rampage he beats repo man back into the retirement and awards the title back to clair.

[Oldschool]

Clair then declares it will stay at ETWD forever, and puts C-J, Angelmaster, Trey, and Oldschool in charge of protecting it...

[The Brahama Bull]

No one has the balls to go after it until

[Oldschool]

we have 1000000000000000000 members

[The Brahama Bull]

The dust on the title builds until

[Oldschool]

One day someone announces they want the title

[The Brahama Bull]

That person doesn't realize that

[kong]

KONG is standing guard over it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Brahama Bull]

and he is not alone so

[kong]

The Nature Boy and Oldschool get him from behind and give him the lesson of his life

[The Brahama Bull]

They beat him until

[kong]

he screams for mercy and retires from wrestling

[The Brahama Bull]

Vince McMahon comes walking up and demands the hardcore belt or your firrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred

[kong]

we inform Vince he can take this job and............

[Oldschool]

And we remind him we don't work for him...

[The Brahama Bull]

So proceed to beat some respect into Vince until

[Oldschool]

He joins ETWD, and discovers he likes how we run it!

[kong]

and joins the Oldschool, CJ and Kong kiss our ass's club

[The Brahama Bull]

Then they beat the hell out of him and throw him off ETWD then

[Oldschool]

he offers us his video library in order to stay

[The Brahama Bull]

We reject his offer because we hate his guts so he

[kong]

gives us complete control of WWE

[The Brahama Bull]

And we fire all the McMahons

[kong]

and take their money

[The Brahama Bull]

So we can pasrty all nite long

[Oldschool]

And run the WWE as we wish

[The Brahama Bull]

We run the WWE until Vince

[Oldschool]

Agrees to do it right

[The Brahama Bull]

But he lied so we

[kong]

fired hi ass and

[The Brahama Bull]

Hire Paul Heyman who

[kong]

takes the wwe in a whole new direction

[The Brahama Bull]

Causing the fans to go wild

[Oldschool]

And the fans LOVE it!!!

[kong]

and we get rich and buy out TNA

[Oldschool]

And CCW, along with ROH

[The Brahama Bull]

We control all

[kong]

WE RULE

[Oldschool]

And have plenty of places both for Main eventers and new talent

[kong]

and middle carders

[The Brahama Bull]

Oh it true its true

[Oldschool]

And if they need a light schedule, it's fine!

[The Brahama Bull]

lol yes it is

[Oldschool]

We'll have the most popular fed in history

[The Brahama Bull]

Every one wants to work for us

[Oldschool]

And we still have The Hardcore Title

[The Brahama Bull]

Yes we do

[Oldschool]

And it stays!

[The Brahama Bull]

You better belive it

[Oldschool]

ETWD will crown our champ through a special match

[The Brahama Bull]

Thats right a barbed wire hell in a cell match.The whole structure is barbed wire

[Oldschool]

And there are no ropes, and the ring is full of weapons. Who dares enter?

[kong]

mick foley is the first to volunteer!

[The Brahama Bull]

Followed by Abudalluh The Butcher and Bruiser Brody

[Oldschool]

Tommy Dreamer joins in next

[kong]

followed by hardcore holly, the sheik, freddie blassie

[The Brahama Bull]

then comes Kamala and The Sandman

[kong]

mankind and cactus jack too

[The Brahama Bull]

All the fighters have enter so the ref rings the bell

[kong]

the blood bath begins

[The Brahama Bull]

They beat the crap out of each other until

[Oldschool]

Cactus Jack has sandman down, 1...2...

[The Brahama Bull]

Sandman kicks out and grabs his singapore cane and goes nuts until

[Oldschool]

Cactus Jack gets Barbie

[The Brahama Bull]

He beats Sandman so bad with barbie he passes out and Cactus Gets the pin 1,2,3.The Sandman is eliminated then

[Oldschool]

Cactus Jack looks at his next victim

[The Brahama Bull]

Cactus attacks abby an they proceed to tear each other open

[Oldschool]

in an epic fight

[The Brahama Bull]

That lasts for two days

[Oldschool]

then the other wrestlers think they're tired, and try for the pin

[kong]

kamala starts beating his stomach and is clotheslined by bruiser brody

[The Brahama Bull]

Brody grabs a chair and starts swining at anything with a pulse then

[Oldschool]

He sees his target

[The Brahama Bull]

Vince Machaon and attacks

[Oldschool]

But Vince is outside of the cage, and laughs

[The Brahama Bull]

DX comes up from behind Vince and throws him in the cage and lock the door behind him

[kong]

vince is now in deep doo doo as mick points at him and "yell at me thru the headset, will ya.....and attacks vince with barbie

[Oldschool]

Vince begs for mercy

[The Brahama Bull]

Witch falls on deaf ears as Mick goes beserk

[kong]

shane comes running down to the ring

[The Brahama Bull]

But DX cuts him off and beats him down

[Oldschool]

He offers them the tag titles

[kong]

steph runs to the rescue

[The Brahama Bull]

But gets cut off by Trish Stratus

[Oldschool]

And Lita, who helps Trish get revenge

[The Brahama Bull]

As Trish and Lita are beating down Steph the sprit squad comes out o make the save but

[kong]

stone cold cuts them off

[The Brahama Bull]

and stuns them all out cold then

[kong]

and joins the beat down

[The Brahama Bull]

Suddenly I'm back blares over the sound system and Eric Bishoff comes out

[Oldschool]

announcing that CCW will be the biggest fed ever

[The Brahama Bull]

Hogan follows himn out and ask s Vince Whats you gonna do Vince whe ccw runs wild on you?

[Oldschool]

Vince asks him what CCW is, pretending he never heard of it.

[The Brahama Bull]

Hogan goes to the ring and joins the beat down

[Oldschool]

Then he Hulks up, actually growing and turning green!

[The Brahama Bull]

and beats down every one there

[kong]

then we hear a loud WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! from the entrence ramp

[The Brahama Bull]

Ric Falir as only the Nature Boy can struts to the ring and proceeds to chop Vinces chest until it looks like hamburger

[Oldschool]

And he taps, but he isn't in the match!

[The Brahama Bull]

The beat of Vonce continues as

[kong]

vince starts begging Ric to stop

[The Brahama Bull]

Vinces begging falls on deaf ears

[kong]

as ric wails away

[The Brahama Bull]

The others have a beer bash

[Oldschool]

And the beer truck is still there

[kong]

another one standing by!

[The Brahama Bull]

The wrestlers go to the back and get Shane McMahon and beat the hell out of him then

[kong]

attack the beer truck

[The Brahama Bull]

After drinking a few more beers they start to beat on Shane again

[Oldschool]

He takes off running

[The Brahama Bull]

They chase after him but he loses them.They come across Zappa and

[Oldschool]

he instantly knows he is in trouble!

[The Brahama Bull]

So he begs for help

[Oldschool]

but has no friends, and nobody to help him.

[The Brahama Bull]

The beat down continues

[Oldschool]

And Big Show decides to join in.

[The Brahama Bull]

Zappa runs down to help Shane but

[Oldschool]

Big show follows him, and asks him why he suddenly wants to make friends. All Zappa can do is stand there shaking!

[The Brahama Bull]

Big Show grabs Zappa and throws him in to the ring as Shane a bloody mess was deposited outside the ring

[Oldschool]

It's now a handicap lumberjack match, Zappa vs. Big Show and Kane!!!

[The Brahama Bull]

With special guest lumberjacks Oldschool ,Kong,Trey,Clair and C-J